Best Day Ever!

Today my sad little blog had 6 hits, more than any previous day, for a grand total of 16 since I started. I am attributing this jump to my good buddy, the Sultan of Poultry, Patrick. If I may borrow a passage from my kindred spirit and fellow hair-enthusiast Truman, allow me to say this:

If you’re reading this and you’re a girl, that’s awesome! There are girls reading my blog besides my Mom*! Do any of you want to be my girlfriend? I’m über-sensitive.

* Note: Unlike Truman, my mom doesn’t read my blog. I’m that sad.

Jordan Keagle is a pathetic, lonely person who can’t even appear popular online despite what Brad Paisley tells him.