Hello world!

Hello Internet! Your favorite midget genius has a blog now. No, not Stewie Griffin, you dummkopfs! Look up the page. Do you see the big Star Wars title? What does it say? Get it now? Good. I’ll be here talking about stuff that happens. Read it. It just might be worth your time. Link to it on your blogs or Myspaces or Facebooks or whatever. I don’t have one and refuse to make one. There are Chi-Mos out there, man!

Okay, so I just got back from Crossler, my old middle school, where I have been helping with the tech stuff on the musical they are putting on. I’m helping because Brandon Warren and I are the only ones in the last 4 years (since 6th grade) that know how to run any of the equipment. Seriously. In 6th grade I asked to help and they said, “Okay, you can run lights. Here is the stuff, figure it out.” 7 out of the 8 lights are working though, which is better than expected. The multitude of cords gets pretty annoying, however.

Also, drinking 44 ounces of Mountain Dew over the course of 2 hours will make you really sick. Trust me. Just say no.

This public service announcement has been brought to you by Jordan Keagle. Learn from his mistakes, kids.